In today’s latest news, word from the gossip vine predicts the coming countdown until showdown at the proverbial OK Corral as Joe Jonas and Lil’ Damian of Universal Artists, International prepare for battle on a level never seen before.
In a quote from Lil’ Damian, “Simply put, Joe Jonas cannot rap! I’ve said it before, I’m going to say it again, ole’ thick brow can’t hold a candle to my rhymes.,.”
In response, Joe Jonas was alleged to have stated, “No mystery at all, considering I’m a singer, duh, and not a rapper…”
Joe Stern-McGovern of Universal Artists, International fame predicts this will go down as the greatest controversy since the OJ Simpson Trial of the 90s, and perhaps the resulting fall out of the infamous Rodney King verdict which led to the LA Riots and sparked uprising and looting across the nation.
Jonas couldn't rap his way out of a paper bag!
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