Miley, your kiss tastes like an ashtray! Yech!

Okay, as if things weren’t strange enough with this guy Lil’ Damian talking smack about the Jonas Bros., now he says Miley Ray Cyrus’ kissing sucks! According to Lil’ Damian, he had a passionate dream about Miley, and in his dream, he couldn’t kiss her without puking, because he said her potty mouth tasted like an ashtray.

Let’s send a message to Lil’ Damian by writing to his blog, www.universalartists.wordpress.com. We know the owners, Joe Stern-McGovern & Shaka of Shaka Productions. They’re both pretty cool guys, so we’re wondering how they came to hire Lil’ Damian as a professional rapper.

Please check out their site and give them a piece of your mind! We need to stand up for Miley right now! Might makes right, so feel free to voice your opinions to anyone who will listen. “Universal Artists, International is cool, but get rid of Lil’ Damian”.

Lil' Damian: "Show self respect & brush your teeth"

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In a quote from Lil’ Damian, “Simply put, Joe Jonas cannot rap! I’ve said it before, I’m going to say it again, ole’ thick brow can’t hold a candle to my rhymes.,.”

In response, Joe Jonas was alleged to have stated, “No mystery at all, considering I’m a singer, duh, and not a rapper…”

Joe Stern-McGovern of Universal Artists, International fame predicts this will go down as the greatest controversy since the OJ Simpson Trial of the 90s, and perhaps the resulting fall out of the infamous Rodney King verdict which led to the LA Riots and sparked uprising and looting across the nation.

Jonas couldn't rap his way out of a paper bag!

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One other thing that really bothers me, he keeps referring to  himself as Darth Damian. Personally, I think of Darth as being an evil Sith, maybe the most evil Sith of all, right? It just bugs me. If someone comes to you and tells you he’s the Devil, right? What are you supposed to do, say, “Uh, okay, let’s go to the pharmacy and buy some cough syrup?”

Joe Jonas, your rapping sucks!

I’ve had enough with this guy, Lil’ Damian, Darth Damian, or whatever he happens to be calling himself these days. Please go and give him a piece of your mind at

My Beef with the Jonas Bros. by Lil' Damian

This famous Universal Artists, International rapper, Lil’ Chase, www.universalartists.wordpress.com claims to know all of our secret recipes. Why don’t you check him out at their blog and let him know what we think about him and his alleged “recipes”. He even claims to have dated Miley, as in Miley Ray Cyrus…yeah…Okay!

Is Lil' Damian for real? Him & Miley? What's next?

We’re going to pop in here daily to check up on the greatest people on earth, our fans, just so we can keep you updated.

You care enough about us to ask the questions and follow what we’re doing, and in turn, we feel an obligation, no, a duty, to be here for you, our fans, and address whatever concerns you might have.

You can feel free to ask us whatever you want, and remember, there’s no such thing as a stupid question!!! If you have any questions about breaking in the business, you can check out the coolest agency on earth, www.universalartists.wordpress.com for your own shot at stardom.

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If you have any concerns about daily life, the stress of being a teen, problems at school, or anything else, we encourage you to open up to your teachers, your elders, big brother or sister, but especially your mom and dad.

Someday, you’ll discover exactly what we have growing up, and that’s our parents truly do rock and they’re here for you even though you might not realize it or it doesn’t seem true at the moment.

Anyway, let’s get this ball rolling with the daily Jonas news express! And on that note, we may commence.

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